![]() ![]() ![]() Having Joe on my show is pretty much the greatest thing that has ever happened to me that I am comfortable mentioning publicly. And as if that is not worth five bucks alone, I am going to be doing all the other incredible stuff I am known for plus bringing out some excellent guests including but not limited to showbiz legend and my hero Joe Franklin, whom you no doubt remember from such popular films as The Aristocrats, Ghostbusters, and Broadway Danny Rose as well as his legendary talk show, The Joe Franklin Show. Anyway, this being bee season and all, I have an incredible yet potentially dangerous surprise in store for you that I have got a really good feeling about. Yes, I know, I am pretty excited about it too. at 8th Ave, just south of West 27th St.). This is your man Dave Hill writing to remind you one last time that TOMORROW, Wednesday, June 21 at 9:30pm, I will be once again defying expectations/giving at least five dollars-worth of entertainment in the form of the critically-acclaimed show business tour de force known to several as The Dave Hill Explosion, which will be taking place at the popular Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre (located at 307 West 26th St. So anyway, read Michael’s blog or I will stab you. Bush and people like him will get their way and nobody- gays or straight- will ever get to have sex again. But gay stuff should be important to everybody, even totally straight dudes like me, since otherwise George W. Anyway, Michael’s blog is about politics and news with an emphasis on, well, gay stuff. If anything, reading Michael’s blog has only made chicks want to bone me that much more, which is really great for a guy like me, who is so totally not gay it’s not even funny. I am not a gay and I have been reading Michael’s blog for several days now and have yet to become any gayer than I was before I started reading it (admittedly though, as straight guys go, I am kind of a homo). ![]() ![]() As hinted at in the name of the website, it is for the gays but that shouldn’t stop you from going there and reading Michael’s excellent blog. If you like reading stuff on the Internet (and if you are here right now that is my sense), you should totally check out my buddy Michael Cavadias’ new blog on the popular Planet Out website. Anyway, buy some Le Tigre clothes today or I will stab you. You won’t look as good as I do in the clothes but I am sure you will look pretty great nonetheless. In closing, I would like to encourage you to do as Dave does and go out and buy a wonderful Le Tigre ensemble for yourself today. Also thanks to Drew from Satanicide, whom I was sitting next to when he was talking about popular Le Tigre clothes, which started this whole exciting turn of events in the first place. My special thanks to Ali and Katie and all the other fine ladies at the popular Le Tigre clothing company for making my dreams a reality. This is of course because I don’t intend to wear anything but Le Tigre clothes ever again, including during sex and medical examinations (this is part of my self-imposed agreement with the popular clothing brand Le Tigre). I don’t have any pictures of me in the excellent Le Tigre clothes yet, but I promise you they are coming. I am sure they are excellent too though.Īnyway, the reason I am the New Face of Le Tigre, of course, is because I am on television and- as a result- am in a position of extreme power to influence the youth of America to do pretty much whatever I tell them to, including but not limited to buying and wearing excellent Le Tigre clothes. They make women’s clothing too, but that is not my concern at the moment. of completely excellent and completely free (for me, you will have to pay for it, as you should) Le Tigre clothing, I am now officially the spokesmodel/”It girl for this unstoppable line of shirts, sweaters, jackets, wristbands, hats, and- coming soon I am told- pants. Thanks to a bizarre turn of events that began with me dressing up as a whore (please see above) and dancing for the popular rock band Satanicide and ended with me walking out of Le Tigre’s delightful Manhattan showroom with roughly 400 lbs. This may come as a surprise to some people- including most and/or all of the people who work at Le Tigre- but it is totally the case as far as I am concerned. Please let the record show that as of this writing, I am the New Face of the popular Le Tigre clothing brand (which is not to be confused with the band of the same name, who got their name from the popular clothing brand anyway I think). ![]()
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